DICK<3

4 days ago  /  2 notes

I am incredibly gay. Penis is my favorite part of a males body. I want dick in my butthole.

4 days ago  /  2 notes

‎8TH GRADE:
Boy: I Really Like You; Will You Please Go Out With Me…?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: What?!?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: YES!
*Girl Starts To Fall For The Boy*
*Exactly One Month Later*
Girl’s friend: I Think It`s Time You Two Broke Up.!
Girl: Okay..{SecretlyDoesn`t Want To But Is Too Afraid Her Friend Will Hate Her If She Says No.} …
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Hi.
Boy: How’s it going?
Girl: It’s fine.
Boy: What’s wrong?
Girl: I think we should break up..
Boy: What..?
Girl: We should break up.
Boy: Why..?
Girl: It`s Just… We Never See Each Other Anymore/:
Boy: I can change that.
Girl: I’ve never met your family..
Boy: I can change that.
Girl: I just don’t feel that way for you anymore..
Boy: I wish I could change that.
Girl: I’m sorry.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I Have To Go..
Boy: Thanks for trying..

{Next day:}
Boy: Hey.
Girl: I’m sorry..
Boy: No I’m happy we broke up I could tell we weren’t going anywhere too.
Girl: Okay…/;

{Freshman year:}( 9th Grade )

Girl: (Playing their song) I like him. I have since we first started dating, but I can’t tell him; I can’t tell anybody.

{Sophomore year:}( 10th Grade )

Boy: (Has A New Girlfriend)
Girl: (Playing their song) I like him…I still do…but I can’t tell him, I can’t tell anybody.

{Junior year:} ( 11th Grade )

Boy: (Him And His Girlfriend Break Up)
Girl: I Like You. I Always Have & Always Will!
Boy: I’m Sorry, I Like Someone Else.
Girl: (Runs Away Cryingg.)

{The next day:}
Boy: (Finds a note in his locker)

Note: I Told You I Like You, But I Was Wrong. I Meant I Love You; But You Don`t Love Me. I Wish I Could Change That. I`m Sorry For That Day Back In 8th Grade. I Really Didn`t Want To. I`m Gone Now, I`ve Been Sick For A While Now.. By The Time You Read This I`ll Be In The Hospital On Life Support. I Just Needed To Tell You Before I`m gone. I Love You♥ Don`t Forget That!!

Boy: (Stares At The Paper For A Long Time And Runs Down The Hall, He Went To Her House, But She Wasn`t Home.)

{The next day:}
Boy: (Goes To The Hospital And Tells The Nurse Who He Wants To See)
Nurse: It seems she checked out yesterday.
Boy: She’s better?
Nurse: I’m afraid not. She had cancer and she passed away yesterday. I’m sorry.
Boy: (stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street)

{The Next Week, At Her Funeral!)
Boy: (Asks to speak)
Boy: A Few Days Ago I Received A Note From Her. (He Reads The Note) And I Wanted To Tell Her Before She Left That I Loved Her, I Love Her. I Loved Her For A Long Time; And There Is Nothing I Can Do Now.! -Nothing-All I Can Say Is I Love You, And Now Your Gone…. I Wish I Could Change That.! Boy: (Starts Crying And So Does Everyone Else.) ~

The Boy Ends Up Marrying Her Friend Who Told Her To Break Up With Him In The First Place. When He Found Out What She Had Done, He Killed Himself; To Be With The Girl He Really Loves!♥ He Was 28.

Repost Or You Will Have Bad Luck In Love For 28 Years./: Repost And Somebody Will Tell You They “Love You” Tomorrow And You Will Get Good News Tonight At Midnight

2 weeks ago  /  0 notes

ain’t no, ain’t nobody like you, heard you gotta ballplayer, but he don’t excite you I ain’t the one you gotta lie to lay down, relax, climax, let me bite you

(via jiiluna)

2 months ago  /  10 notes  /  Source: jaay--elle